its not stalking. its research.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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