"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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