forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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