You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
