Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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