you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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