Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Randomize
