i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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