I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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