I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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