Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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