She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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