Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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