Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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