weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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