Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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