Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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