She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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