was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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