I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We need a shit load of segways right now
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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