I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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