Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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