Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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