quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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