i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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