The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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