D3 body, D1 cock
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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