everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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