IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Can I color on your dick again?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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