i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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