The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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