I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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