remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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