I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i wish my penis had a tongue
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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