I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I haven't been this sober since birth.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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