just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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