why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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