We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Are we still banned from the library?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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