ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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