why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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