evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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