: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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