Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Randomize
