He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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