sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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