Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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