Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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