Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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