your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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