He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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