its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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