i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just made out with a guy for $7.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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