Can Purell be used as lube?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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